Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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