What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

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