- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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