what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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