- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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