Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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