What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Who is John Galt?

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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