- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Where's my tractor?

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Wright flyer

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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