What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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a man makes a bad joke

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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No your aunties a joke

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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