- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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