- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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