What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

hola said the chinese man

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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