If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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