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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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