- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

womens rights.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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