Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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pee

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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