- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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