What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A sober Irish individual.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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