What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

speech and debate.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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