- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Tilt your screen back

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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