- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I work at jcpenny

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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