Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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