- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A train poops its pants.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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