- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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