who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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