- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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