How would you rule?

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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