Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Women's rights

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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