- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Invisible Children Foundation.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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