Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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