- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Your dads dead. lol

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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