knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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