What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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