- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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