- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

guest what i love pancakes

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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