Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Wright flyer

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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