Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Christianity.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

360 NO SCOPE

The EPA.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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