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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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