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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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