- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

rose are red violets should be purple

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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