- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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