- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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