The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

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