- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Canadians

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

. . I am a whale

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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