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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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