chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

you suck

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

your face is kinda funny

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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