A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why can't jokes spit?

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Drew Knowles is gay

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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