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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

dry handjob

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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