What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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