- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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