- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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