- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.