what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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