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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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