Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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