- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

hi penis ham telephone

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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