19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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no really what are ur names?

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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