Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

AIDS.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

YOLO

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

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