Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A black student graduated High School

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Praise Paisley

scientology.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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