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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.