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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Nickelback

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the car do? CRASH!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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