What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Who is John Galt?

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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