boobs!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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just in time?

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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sky's sty

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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