- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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