- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

oh hey.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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