Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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