Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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