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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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