I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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