None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Blacks

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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