- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Guess what? Bananas

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Caolan and Eamon

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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