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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A train poops its pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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