- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Justin Bieber.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What would u like to drink?

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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