What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

I like the color potato.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Who invented apple? God

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

robin, get in the car.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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