I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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