- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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