- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

whats yellow after cani...nathan

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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