- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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