I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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womens rights

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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