Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's 9+10? 19

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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