- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

im not food

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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