Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Nick Cannon

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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