- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

YES! EXACTLY!

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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