Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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