- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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