01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A train poops its pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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