Jack Stevens

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

This sentance contains three errers

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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