2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Mooses

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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