Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Anti Joke

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