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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

hola said the chinese man

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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