An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

knock knock!? . . No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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