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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I'm homeless.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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