- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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