Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Tim likes girls

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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