A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Rush Limbaugh

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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