- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

CAVE JOHNSON.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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