Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

HURT

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

i have two hands.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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