- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

. . I am a whale

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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