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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Dumbledore dies.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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