Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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