who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Anti Joke

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