- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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