- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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