i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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