- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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