So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Tough crowd tonight...

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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