All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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hey justin

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What would u like to drink?

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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